Two atoms are walking down the street one day, and
one of them says to the other:
"Hey, wait up a second. I think I lost
The first atom replied, "Are you sure?"
The second atom exclaimed, "Yes, I'm
A proton, neutron, and electron
went out to dinner one night. After a luxurious meal, the waiter
brought the check to the proton and the electron. The neutron was
perplexed as to why the waiter didn't bring him his check. So, he
summoned the waiter to the table and asked him about it.
The waiter explained to the
neutron, "For you, there's no charge!"
What do you do with a
Why do chemists like
nitrates so much?
- They're cheaper than day
Why does hamburger have
lower energy than steak?
- Because it's in the ground